Brilliant Inday Woohooo!!

Guys, I have been receiving texts all over.  At the footer, it says "Inday".  Everytime I read something like this, I can't help but be amazed with Inday.  How she brilliantly composed the messages always remind me of a friend BetterthanBare… highly expert at English hehehe.  Literally, it made my noise bleed and would end up asking myself… "Hanudaw un?!?" 

Here's just a few of what I have saved in my inbox… Inday… galing mo mag-English!  You do well than my big bosses before… hehehehe

Hoping you would not end up applying as nanny to us.. Mahahambalos ka ni Ina Minting pag di ka tumigil sa kakaingles! Hahahahaha

Dear Sir / Madam,

Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in  line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities.  

I have already made initial survey of current market prices.  Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.

- Si Inday, nagpapaalam para mamalengke! hehe

AMO: Day! Bakit may bukol si Junior?!

INDAY:  Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

AMO: <nose bleed>

Amo:  Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda… Ay oo nga pala, inglesera ka na ngayon,  would you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?

Inday: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish.  The term "fishes" although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds  of the said gilled aquatic creatures.  But the more pressing questions before I go to the wet market would be: what type of fish?  Fillet or not?  Frozen or fresh? (pauses) Ahh.. Given the meager budget afforded by this household's quasi-peasant class taste, I assume I shall source the stape "ga-lewng-gong." Am I correct?

Amo:  Ah Leche!

 

Dear Ma'am,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment ago.  Junior has become a lil monster to me.  Remember the head accident he had?  As if it was enough, he was summoned by the principal of  his shabbily run academe.  Oh, such an erudite bunch of baboons!  I never thought being a governess can be such strenuous employ!

Your daughter,

Inday

Sie haben ein schones Land aber Sie, Deutsch sind sehr unhoflich. Es ist wahr, dab ich ein blober hauslicher Helfer bin, aber Sie sollten es nicht in reiben! ich fuhle deshalb, dab Sie es hinuberfragen mussen, und ubermabig wieder.

- ang sabi ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng Aleman na Immigration Officer kung siya raw ay isang katulong nang siya'y isama ni Misis sa Alemanya. kabog de va!.. Un Oh!!

To win the heart of a nurse… first, you must be PATIENT! (Yeah right!)

- sagot ni Inday sa kausap niya sa phone na nanliligaw sa anak ng amo na isang nurse sa medical city.  Hanep talaga si Inday!

I hate how coffee turns into an addiction and how it keeps you up all night.  How it burns and makes your heart beat fast.  Especially how it makes you crave for its rich & sweet promises of grains, milk and sugar.  Moments later, it puts you into a melancholic mood of coldness.  Before you realize, it has consumed you before you should have consumed it.  Empty.  Hollow.  Bitter. Then again… You crave for another cup.  Just like love.

- Inday, nageemote sa Starbucks

Don't limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode.  Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world.  I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.

- Inday, nagreklamo kasi ayaw siya isama sa Enchanted Kingdom ng amo niya.

What separates men from animals is his ability to talk and express his feelings.  History has told us to fight when our right to communicate and self-expression is suppressed.  If you don't like what I say, the way I say it, or the manner I do it, I apologize.  But don't hinder me from practising my inherent right.

- Sagot ni Inday ng mahuling nakikipagchismisan sa kapitbahay.

Much as I want to indulge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to lift the stigma and alleviate society's perception of our profession.

- Inday, tumatangging makipagtsismisan sa katulong sa kabilang bahay

Sometimes, we fall in love and thought that it would be endless, we thank God for it.. but when someone comes and to make life better, what can we ask God then?  You know what, I would ask God to make me love again… and this time.. make it permanent..

- Sinabi ni Inday sa kanyang sarili ng iwan siya ni Dodong.

Be the best of what you are… Study hard and never give up Dude!

- Si Inday habang binibigyan ng payo ang anak ng amo nya na nag-aaral sa Brent International School

Allergens triggered the immune response.  Eosinophilic migration occur to the reaction site and released chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine  and prostglandins.  These substances result in increasing circulation to the site promoting redness.

- Sagot ni Inday nung tanuning ni Sir kung bakit may rashes si JunJun.

Off you go!  Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!

- Si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate

The importance of friends in our lives is like the importance of heartbeats.. though they are not visible, they silently lend you the gift called life.  Thank you.

- Si Inday habang kausap ang kaibigang katulong sa kapitbahay

 Humans are social beings.  We can never live alone.  We have needs that only a member of the opposite sex can give us.  Needs, that if not satisfied would surely result in a poor well-being and unsatisfactory life, which would later on lead to depression.

- sagot ni Inday sa amo niya nang mahuling nakikipaglandian sa hardinero 

Being a third party doesn't mean that you're destroying a relationship.. It only means that you make two souls realize that they are not meant to be!

- Si Inday sa prinsipyo ng pang-aagaw ng syota

Hypertension when the force of blood against arterial walls is excessive, resulting in gradual damage to the arteries.  Potential complications - heart failure, heart attack, stroke.  Diet and lifestyle modification is the best way to control.

- Advice ni Inday sa anak ng amo niya na may hypertension. Iba na talaga si Inday, doktora na rin

There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark. 

- Pamatay Lines ni Dudung kay Inday 

Hell is a place with big houses, luxurious cars, greate tastin' dishes and nonstop parties..

and my heaven?  it's only a small room with nothing in it… but YOU!

- Message ni Inday para kay Dudung sa kanilang 1st monthsary 

 

Ederlyn meets Inday

Ederlyn:  Ikaw ba ang Inday na sinasabi nila? At sino ka para itulad sa akin ang iyong kasikatan ngayong ako'y nanahimik na?  Wala kang karapatan para pantayan ako! Hayop ka!

Inday:  My apologies, but the fact is, your glory days are over, my friend.  I find it somewhat ridiculous, your persistence on persuading people to come to your party that never existed is beginning to get into my nerves!  Damn you Ederlyn!  Damn you!  No one undermines Inday's intellect… bitch!  *evil laugh*

- Nagaway na sina Ederlyn at Inday 

Ang Pagkamatay ni Inday

I was shot by a 9mm bullet at the head damaging my entire stupid brain and my fucking skull so that I will die and stop speaking english preventing people from nosebleeding!

- in loving memory of inday! - (patay na siya! tapos na alng mga kahibangan) 

A Moment Like This

It's not that I will forever recall how Maris Reayes sang it.   That song might appear to be just an ordinary love song but it has added a new meaning for me… I am touched everytime I hear this line…

A Moment like this.
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
Some people search forever for that one special kiss.
I cant believe its happening to me.
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.

For every dreamer, a moment like this, is predominant.  For the perfect timing, for the perfect venue… the stars in the whole wide universe conspires to make it happen…

For every dreamer, lies a heart that never fails to hope and act on whatever opportunity that comes…

My memory goes back to the time when Christie Maris and I were just starting out in Infant Jesus Academy.. singing the song "Moog ng Tagumpay".

For the fortress of victory lies in a heart full of passion that everything comes in its opportuned time….

Kudos!

Pls. vote for MARIS REAYES in www.instantpopstar.co.uk for the "A Moment Like This" rendition.  You can vote as many as you want…. just refresh your browser…

God Bless You!!!

Title: Kelly Clarkson - A Moment Like This lyrics

What if I told you it was all meant to be?
Would you believe me, would you agree?
Its almost that feeling that we've met before so tell me that you dont think Im crazy when I tell your love is here and now.

A Moment like this.
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
Some people search forever for that one special kiss.
I cant believe its happening to me.
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.

Everything changes, but beauty remains.
Something so tender I cant explain.
Well I may be dreaming but til I awake..Can we make the dream last forever?
And I'll cherish all the love we share for a moment like this.

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.
Some people search forever for that one special kiss.
I cant believe its happening to me.
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.

The speed of waiting love of all.
I wanna know that you will catch me when I fall.
So let me tell you this.
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this…

Some people search a lifetime for a moment like this.
Some people search forever for that one special kiss.
I cant believe its happening to me.
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.

Dadi’s Day

September 6 is my Daddy's birthday.  When I was still young and Daddy was thousand miles away from us, I never fail to send personalized cards, letters, drawings, giggling voice-tapes and all that.  I smile everytime I remember I am Daddy's Girl.  Just last month, I accidentally found an old voice tape for my Dad.  Was laughing all night when I heard myself singing while playing keyboards.  That's my unique way of making my Dad happy for I know, he will surely appreciate it.  When I play good and he recognized that, surely he'll buy me something new… a musical instrument or something.

For we clicked instantly at talking about the the gadgets, computers, musical instruments or anything related to our common passion. 

Daddy is sometimes emotional.  I remembered then, he shared something about…. "He knew that when he get older, he'll up staying at Golden Acres, for soon, me and my bro will find new lives with our new families…."  and I always end up commenting…. "Why, you don't see us taking care of you and Mader?  Are we too insensitive?"

There might be gaps in between… but I believe there are still more rooms to fill it in… and today, my wish for my Dad is "finding more life in the midst of hopelessness…"

Happy Happy Birthday, Daddy! 

Job Hunting ;-)

I regularly visit my mailbox for Lina's Jobstreet prompt. I send my resume via online and afterwards will receive a call from prospective employers right away.  This is to eliminate the route from my list.  And when I attend job interviews and went through the entire process of recruitment, I regularly ask [aside from the compensation, of course] the regular working hours and the estimated hours of overtime.

I've been looking for day-job that will allow me also to find other supplementary work at graveyard shift.  I'm ready for the round-the-clock… just 3 hours-sleep

The journey of finding the right work isn't that easy after all but its rewarding.  Having to know that despite the many years that I've been out of schooling, still I can manage answering those analytical examinations and do well with the fresh graduates…

I thank myself for enjoying those "challenging" "brainy-caboodle" examinations and getting challenged over and over with those figures and number-sequence items… hehehe

This time… I would want to be in for something I truly love doing…